I. The Understanding
By using GetAGoomar.com, you acknowledge that this is a work of parody, that you are 18 or older, and that whatever you are doing here is between you, your conscience, and possibly Saint Anthony.
The Fine Print
A handshake would do. But the lawyers insisted.
By using GetAGoomar.com, you acknowledge that this is a work of parody, that you are 18 or older, and that whatever you are doing here is between you, your conscience, and possibly Saint Anthony.
Be respectful. Be discreet. Do not screenshot. Do not forward. Do not, under any circumstances, bring up somebody else's business at Sunday dinner.
One account per person. If you must have two, at least use different photos. We are not going to explain why.
All subscriptions are billed under "Nonna's Kitchen Subscription." Refunds are considered, contemplated, and usually granted, provided you ask politely.
We reserve the right to terminate any account for cause, including but not limited to: rudeness, greed, gossip, being cheap on the check, or wearing gym clothes to a nice restaurant.
We are not responsible for what happens after two glasses of wine. We are also not responsible for what your cousin overheard.
These terms are governed by the laws of the state you are in, the neighborhood you grew up in, and whatever your mother said last.