House Rules
Ten commandments. Non-negotiable. Enforced by everybody's mother.
Respect is not optional. Neither is punctuality.
What happens in a member's inbox stays in a member's inbox.
Do not screenshot. Do not forward. Do not print. Do not, God forbid, fax.
No last names. No home addresses. No license plates. No exceptions.
Compliment freely. Criticize privately. Gossip never.
If you promise dinner, show up to dinner.
If you cannot make dinner, call. A text is not a phone call.
Never insult somebody's mother, somebody's cooking, or somebody's team.
If a conversation is not going well, end it like a gentleman or a lady. Never like a coward.
If it feels wrong, it is wrong. Walk away. There is always another Sunday.
Break these and we won't be mad. Just disappointed.