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Meet a Few Associates.

Faces obscured. Names softened. Intentions… honorable enough.

Vinny
Out Handling Business

Vinny

, 42

Staten Island

"Construction. Waste management. Consulting. Depends who's asking. Looking for someone who appreciates a good veal chop and knows when not to answer the phone."

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Scorpio
Pasta
Rigatoni
Discretion
★★★★★
Gianna
Available for Espresso

Gianna

, 36

North Jersey

"I like red wine, expensive shoes, and men who arrive on time. If your mother still does your laundry, keep scrolling."

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Leo
Pasta
Bucatini
Discretion
★★★★
Anthony
At the Social Club

Anthony

, 51

Long Island

"Married to the restaurant business. Technically also married. Looking for conversation, companionship, and someone who will not order chicken parmesan at a seafood place."

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Taurus
Pasta
Linguine
Discretion
★★★★★
Sofia
Free After Sunday Dinner

Sofia

, 39

Brooklyn

"Sweet enough for Sunday dinner. Dangerous enough for Saturday night."

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Pisces
Pasta
Orecchiette
Discretion
★★★★★
Sal
Owes a Few Favors

Sal

, 47

Bay Ridge

"Own three businesses. One of them is legal. Looking for someone quiet, patient, and not affiliated with any federal agencies."

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Capricorn
Pasta
Cavatelli
Discretion
★★★★★
Maria
Waiting by the Phone

Maria

, 34

Bensonhurst

"I cook like your nonna and fight like your uncle. Bring flowers or don't bother."

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Aries
Pasta
Pappardelle
Discretion
★★★★
Frankie
Reading the Racing Form

Frankie

, 55

Howard Beach

"Retired. Kind of. Widowed. Sort of. Just looking for someone to share the good espresso and the second phone with."

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Virgo
Pasta
Ziti
Discretion
★★★★★
Angela
At the Opera

Angela

, 44

Upper East Side

"I appreciate a man in a tailored suit who understands that some questions do not get asked twice."

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Libra
Pasta
Tagliatelle
Discretion
★★★★★
Tommy
Just Left the Gym

Tommy

, 32

Yonkers

"I lift. I laugh. I lie a little. Looking for a good time and someone who won't tell my cousin."

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Gemini
Pasta
Penne alla Vodka
Discretion
★★★★★
Rosa
Out for a Cigarette

Rosa

, 38

Bay Ridge

"Divorced twice, engaged once, currently unimpressed. Buy me a Negroni and try again."

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Sagittarius
Pasta
Fusilli
Discretion
★★★★